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The art of snot rocketing on your hand and then masturbating using the contents of "the sneezer" as a delish lube. After words all ejaculation matter are put on your hand and then snorted back up into your nose for another day.
I ran out of lubriderm so i used the sneezer and was satisfied 10 minutes later.
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Someone that listens to (sniffs up) gossip and spreads it around to other people (sneezes it out)
Boy: I told my homeboys what you said
Girl: I told you that secret in confidence! You’re such a gossip sneezer
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A sneezer is someone who tries way too hard to fit in. Typically many of the things that come out of a sneezers mouth are unneccesary, forced, and flat out embarassing. They often times try and build inside jokes with you that you want no part of yet they proceed to bother you because they so badly want to be cool and accepted. A sneezer can also be used to define somebody who is lanky, goofy, and flat out resembles a penis.
Sneezer: Hey man, whats the dealio-yo?
You: Nothing sneezer, now get the fuck out of my face and far away from me.
Sneezer: Alright sounds good bro, we should hang out later!
You: No we should not
Sneezer: Ah thats cool, I will call you later dogg.
You: Dont bother sneezer, and if you do I will kill your dog and then drown you in its blood.
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An individual who sneezes openly, obnoxiously and without restraint. Free-sneezers have no regard for the health or comfort of those around them. They're either unaware or simply don't care about the germ-ridden mist launched from their mouths at 100mph after an unhindered sneeze. Mist that can hover in the surrounding air for up to an hour.
You'll get sick going on road trips with Robert. He's a shameless free-sneezer.
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A term for a flamboyant homosexual man.
I can't believe Aaron's wife was surprised when he came out of the closet. He's always been such a glitter sneezer.
The act of performing anal sex on a woman and throwing pepper in her face, causing her to sneeze and involuntarily contract her anus around your penis.
When Bob gave Cindy a Spokane Sneezer, she puckered so tight, it blew a blood vessel on his junk.
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Typically a male with the rare ability to have multiple orgasms. The number varies but to be qualified should normally meet or exceed three within a reasonable period of time. The sexual experience is one that approaches a state of mystical ecstasy for both partners involved, but most often for the female as she encounters her own multiple orgasms. Should a woman ever encounter such a man, they typically never let them out of their sight.
Known side effects are most commonly constant spousal or partner surveillance, & long term relationships resulting in marriage. But for the promiscuous types; frequent dating, multiple affairs, high rates of divorce, man-whoring and/or high paid careers in the porn industry.
That guy is a multiple sneezer, his girlfriend wont let him out of her sight.
see also, multiply-orgasmic, multiple cummer, lucky bastard or extremely lucky girl.
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