10 million sockeye

an expression of love

I love you more than 10 million sockeye

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hockey sockey

Punching someone in the throat.

Curtis: *being annoying*

Shilo: stfu I will hockey sockey you in the throat!

Tony: DAMNNNNNN!!

Curtis: *sits in silence*

Sockey

Its like getting socked but instead of you slapping the target with your hand, you slap them with a sock.

Dude why did you sockey me, its so so so so so so damn stinky.

sockey

n. New sport for those who wish to fill the sportsless covid void and get some exercise while isolated. One kicks rolled-up socks into wastebaskets, armchairs, toilets etc. Complex courses with bogeys, eagles etc can be established if desired. Heavy drinking is encouraged.

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Played a round of ice sockey last night in the walk-in freezer. Lost three toes on the back nine.