hot solder

The excess spit that accumulates while chewing tobacco and is spit by the chewer.

Chewer: (Spits from above) "Watch out hot solder!"

Bystander: Oh man...right in my eye.

Solder Iron

1. Used to melt solder in an electrical circuit or board to create a secure but conductive joint
2. Used to torture or inflict pain on another.

1. I melted the solder onto the wire with my handy solder iron.
2. If you don't SHUT THE FUCK UP I'LL SOLDER IRON YOUR FUCKING EYEBALLS!
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I soldered his skull to his kneecaps

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Soldered Asshair

When you take a shit and your ass isn't fully cleaned. Then the rest of the shit starts drying with your asshair together and you get Soldered Asshair

Person 1: Why you movin so funny?
Person 2: I think i got those ichy Soldered Asshair

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Mexican Solder

Duck Tape, Mexican, Spelled fucking correctly
(ie not by some cracker ass dumbfuck)

sol'der
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–noun 1. any of various alloys fused and applied to the joint between metal objects to unite them without heating the objects to the melting point.
2. anything that joins or unites: the solder of their common cause.
–verb (used with object) 3. to join (metal objects) with solder.
4. to join closely and intimately: two fates inseparably soldered by misfortune.
5. to mend; repair; patch up.
–verb (used without object) 6. to unite things with solder.
7. to become soldered or united; grow together.

Based on the Random House Unabridged Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2006.

julio used his mexican solder to stick johnie crackerseed to the tailpipe, then he drove away.

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Mexican Solder

how poor imagrunts keep warm on cold california nights

I got a beach chair ( U no low rider chair ) place solder iron under chair.. Thats called a Mexican Solder Iron heater.

warning if U get mexican solder iron to close to ass it will burn your booty!!!!!

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Soldering

A variation of docking in which at least one of the participating males ejaculates, figuratively “soldering” their members together with “flux”.

I don’t know the details, and isn’t ask, but John was bragging about soldering with Bill the other night.

solderizing

The sexual yet painful act of tieing your partner down, prying open their ass hole and dripping hot solder into their gaping hole.

Hey girl you're gonna love it when I'm solderizing you while you watch law and order.