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The huge roll of fat that often times drapes off of a woman's frame because she is so fucking fat and/or drinks to much beer/eats too much pizza, tacos, enchiladas, pasta, or cake. It can be best seen on college girls wearing tight shirts which they intend on showing off their "hot bod," but actually end up showing some nasty flab going about the entire circumfrence of their mid section, or at this point more like mid country they can be so large .....
"Whenever Kara sits in a bathing suit she covers her stomach because she doesnt want guys to see that she actually has a humongous spare tire."
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The exsessice flab around a male waist
"mine's bigger" "what" my spare tire
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Similar to a third wheel, but instead of one couple and a single person, there are two couples and a single person. The name comes from the fifth wheel in a car, or the spare tire.
It was supposed to be a double date, but Tim decided to show up, thus making himself a spare tire.
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the girl you are talking to for no other reason than in case all your other ho-contacts suddenly turn cold on you. the spare tire in this case would be installed and ready to satisfy your sexual desires
Greg: Man, why you talkin' to Juanita? She's fuckin nasty!
Harold: She's my spare tire, you know, just in case...
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The "ring" of fat wrapping around the mid-section, caused by lack of self-respect and being abused as a child. -used to roll oneself down hills when tired.
Hey you there, I just got a flat, can I borrow that spare tire on your waist?
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A woman that you use when your old one is getting repaired or you are waiting for a new one.
Him: so i thought you and christyna were together
Me: nah man she was a spare tire.
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the "fat boner" that is created when the waist band of one's pants are rather snug; the bulge of fat below the waistband of a pair of tight pants
faloner come in various sizes and often take years to grow to a respectable size
good places to spot faloners are usually the isles of walmart, dollar stores, and fast food resturants
These pants really accentuate my faloner.
That girl's faloner jiggles nicely while she dances.
She doesnt have a fat stomach, she has a nice faloner.
Thats not just any spare tire, thats an amazing faloner.
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