Spm

abbreviation for “Sa puso mo”

Eng: “In your heart”

A filipino slang used when dodging a question that is related to where something or someone is.

Q: Saan ka tumitira?

A: SPM

Eng:

Q: Where do you live?
A:SPM

SPM

actrenum for the game Super Paper Mario from 2006

"Have you played SPM?"
"Who is your favourite character in SPM?"
"My favourite character is Dimentio!"

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abbr. Society for the Protection of Mike Shinoda - silly people who “oppose” everything that the MAWs stand for. They’re very funny actually. And some of them are really MAWs at heart. Those people shall go unnamed. You know who you are. See: MAWs in denial.

We're the SPMS and we're here to save Mike. *waits until no one is around* *smacks with cucumber*

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Acronym for Strokes Per Minute, a measurement for the speed at which one strokes the penis during masturbation. The average SPM for males aged 13-31 is 55 usually decreasing as the masturbator approaches middle age. A session with an SPM of 70 or higher usually lands the masturbator in either the emergency room or the burn ward.

Example 1

Guy A: Dude did you hear about Dillan, his SPM hit 90 last night!

Guy B: No way man! Is he ok?

Guy A: *Starts sobbing* Dude, they couldn't save it.

Example 2

"I imagined myself having slow, passionate sex with Rachel last night so my SPM never went past 40"

Example 3

"I only had 2 minutes to squeeze one off before the bus left so my SPM hit about 65"

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Spanish acronym for su puta madre which roughly translates to son of a bitch.

Juan: Hey Carlos, how did the test go?
Carlos: I failed the test, SPM.

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The moment during a conversation in which someone uses a smart phone to look up a fact or tidbit of information that pertains to the conversation.

person 1: "Who directed Dazed & Confused?"
person 2: Um wasn't it was that guy that made Slacker?
person 3: Yeah that sounds right, he's from Austin I think?
person 4: (takes out smart phone) Hold on, let me check...
persons 1,2 & 3: (in unison) SPM!
person 4: (brief pause) "It's Richard Linklater. Lets see... he was born in Houston & moved to Austin to become a film maker. It says here that 'he made Slacker for only $23,000. The film is an aimless day in the life of the city of Austin.' Hey, did you know Ben Affleck is in this movie?

person 1: SPM dude!
person 4: SPM, what's that?
person 1: urban dictionary bro, look it up.
person 4: (takes out smart phone) Lets see here...
persons 1, 2 & 3: (in unison) SPM!

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Send prequel memes

Nerd bro 1: dude I was talking to Julia last night and asked her to spm
Nerd bro 2: oh wow what did she do??
Nerd bro 1: she asked me if I've ever heard the tale of Darth Plagueis the wise

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