spouse

female of any description

this spouse had the most whippin funky grosm id ever mandated

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spouse

is the opposite sex gender you married. to save time from trying to figure out if its husband or wife, you can just say spouse.

this is my beautiful spouse... this is my dashing spouse.

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Waffle Spouse

A wife who gladly lets you eat out her waffle any time you want. The meal is even better than Waffle House, although the restaurant waffles may thankfully have less blueberries, if you know what I'm sayin'.

Chris: Hey, wanna go to Waffle House for a quick bite to eat?
Krit: No dude, I already got the waffle spouse at home! Man, I am hungry!
Chris: Aight lol.

straight spouse

Person who is heterosexual and married a gay, trans or bisexual person without knowledge of the LGBTQ status prior to the marriage.

She unknowingly became a straight spouse. He never told her his life long same sex attraction.

erstwhile spouse

Offbeat, gender-neutral way of referring to one's ex-wife or ex-husband.

I have a special ringtone in my cell phone that's only assigned to my ex-wife's phone numbers. So, when my cell phone makes that "oink-oink-oink" sound, I say "Oh, it must be my erstwhile spouse who's calling."

ex-wife ex-husband spouse estranged wife estranged husband

Spouse Arrest

It is basically when you aren't allowed to go anywhere because of a controlling wife or husband. Spouse Arrest can hit at random times or, even worse, be quite frequent.

Joe: Hey, do you want go go bowling later tonight?
You: Sorry Joe, I'm on spouse arrest -_-

work spouse

A significant other you work with, whom you connect, share, and spend time with exclusively and intimately in the workplace. Both parties are mere aquaintances outside of the workplace and are completely unknown to each others true and respective domestic spouses.

"Rumor has it that those two are dating."
"That's completely untrue. Heidi is just Allan's work spouse. That relationship ceases to exist after their 8 hour shift."

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