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A temporary condition usually caused by a blow to the head, or the consumption of too much Alcohol, resulting in the inability to remember a Goddamn thing.
" Dude, I had such a Brain Sprain last night, that I forgot everything! "
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Self control is just like a muscle, and, when overused, it gets strained and doesn't work anymore.
I've been studying all week. Now I've got self control sprain. I can't make myself wake up or stop eating cookies!
when you do the splits but it goes COMPLETELY wrong
"Do you know what spraining your p*ssy is?"
"when you do the splits and it goes wrong."
"Have you ever sprained your p*ssy?"
"No, but Gabby already did."
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A painful ache located in the temporomandibular joint or joint of the jaw and is caused due to muscle atrophy. This affliction predominantly affects adult males of Irish descent and occurs when laughing or smiling.
Stop making me laugh, you’re going to give me an Irish sprain.
Whenever someone cites an 'injury' for not playing, practicing, or competing. Comes from 'clit sprain', which said person has torn, sprained, strained, impinged, or tweaked their clit.
Person one: 'I can't practice today, my leg/shoulder/arm/knee/etc. is hurting me'
Person two: 'Aww little baby, did you have a CLT sprain?'
Person three: 'Yeah dude, shut the fuck up and train'.
Beating your meat more than 3 times a day
Son, don't sprain your wang