Spuggy Ping-Pong

A competitive sexual sport whereby a male ejaculates into a female's mouth and she then spits the sperm into the open mouth of another female who is 3 meters away. The second woman then returns fire and the objective of the game is to keep rallying the sperm back and forth. Whichever woman misses will lose.

I'm due in court tomorrow. Apparently the park isn't the right place to play Spuggy Ping-Pong.

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Spuggy Darts

A singular masturbation game whereby a man lies flat on his back with a photograph of a woman behind his head on the wall. The object is to ejaculate onto the face of the woman.

Sorry, I can't come out tonight, I'm playing Spuggy Darts.