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A guy who is very squeeky. He has squeeky pants. He can do a squeeky pants dance.
Leeko! Leeko! Leeko! I'm a squeeky guy!
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A rarely used sexual maneuver employing the acts of fellatio, masturbation, and wound-fucking all in one. The squeeky cheek is performed by gently stabbing a hole into the facial cheek of a willing participant, forcibly shoving the thumb and index-finger portion of the 'OK' symbol into the oral opening, then proceeding to make sweet love to the cheek wound. Doing so, one will, by default, receive a blowjob, while also technically masturbating through the thumb-index finger ring inside the receiving party's mouth.
She was once a beautiful woman, before I gave her the Squeeky Cheek. Now she's just downright sexy!
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After having sex with a woman with glasses you rub your dick back and forth on her glasses to clean up.
I didnt have a towel to clean up so I gave her a squeeky windshield.
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something half norwegian and very freckly. never eats vegetables and loves animals and moths. has a overused yellow sweatshirt. it is super cool and lit fam and can be very spazzy.
person 1: have you seen a lil’ squeeky lately?
person 2: yeah, it’s the epic rapper.
norwegian translation:
1. person: har du sett en liten pip i det siste?
2. person: ja, det er den episke rapperen.
Squeeky arse:
To walk in public following rectal intercourse (aka anal) and waddle/not walk properly indicating a problem with your anus.
Friend 1: "hey look, he's got a squeeky arse"
Friend 2: "yeah, recon he has just taken it?"
Friend 1: "deffo, and recently aswell"
Squeeky bum time is when you are on the toilet and you re taking a massive shit but nothing is coming out and it's just solid squeeky farts.
"Dude I had some sick squeeky bum time last night"