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The art of accelerating through a yellow light in the hopes of making the light. This practice often results in getting pinched by red light cams and horrific wrecks.
Hey Jeff, I squeeze the lemon at the I29 and Benson intersection whenever possible cuz that light takes fo eva.
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When driving, accelerating through the yellow light in the five seconds before it turns red. Not technically illegal.
Quit squeezing the lemon, bro, you're scaring me.
I had to squeeze the lemon twice to get to work on time.
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After urination where a man squeezes the remaining urine from the urethra.
"I'll be right out, I'm just squeezing the lemon!"
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Old blues singer code for male masturbation.
"Squeeze my lemon 'till the juice runs down my leg!"
-Robert Johnson
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A married man whose energy and spirit have been exhausted by the relentless demands of his wife. Typically a squeezed lemon works long hours in a soul-sucking job to earn the money demanded by his wife to support her purchases.
Look at those squeezed lemons, trudging after their wives in the galleria wondering how they're going to pay for all this crap.
Someone who spoils a conversation or function with negativity, usually to be toxic or obtuse.
To rain on someone's parade.
A party pooper
A downer
An act of being toxic
Ruiner
"Hey man, how come everytime we're having a good time, you have to come and squeeze lemons? You ruined the party."
An object that is missing the most important part.
"Jon's head is a squeezed lemon" "your PowerPoint presentation is a squeezed lemon"