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When you pass your finger inbetween your arse cheeks and wipe it on someones upper lip.
i devestated tashas face when i gave her a squiffy.
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The appointed time of a day to consume numerous alcoholic beverages to the point of inebriation.
What time is it? It's quarter to squiffy time.
1. When something goes wrong.
2. When someone is acting strangely.
1. "Have you looked at my website?"
"Nah, can't, my internet has gone all squiffie."
2. "Have you seen Dan around? He's been acting really squiffie lately."