no standards

When a guy/girl gets with a solid 2 because they're getting desperate

Harry - I can't believe joey got with Olivia

Spencer - I know she's a right mong

Harry - he's got no standards

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standard

Another name for a manual transmission cars. Back when automatic first came out, all the cars had manual transmissions and automatic was optional, so cars came standard with a manual transmission.

That honda civic is a standard transmission.

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Standards

Used as a single word in response to a comment you are impressed and/or agree with.

E.g 1

"hey did you catch the fight last night, didn't go the way i expected but damn that was one hell of a card"

- "Standards!"

E.g 2

"hey man , we should get mullered tonight!"

- "Standards!"

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standard

when people wear a blank t shirt, shorts, high socks, and classic vans.

dude that guy is so standard.

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standard

Standard is short for 'Standard Operating Procedure'. It is abbreviated as standard or simply STD.

This is the standard reply given to general statements made that are more than obvious or typical.

Jr: Good lord.. Look over at Chi Chi, total friggen steak pillow time.

Bagels: standard.. STD..

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standard

word used by the sub-culture for anything they feel like, basically a new, stroppier version of 'cool'...only used by total plebs that lack the ability to speak their own language due to peer pressure.

anti-cultural metaphor that when uttered, perfectly exemplifies the devolution of its exponents, who in contrast see themselves as the avant garde.

pleb 1:check it.

pleb 2:standard, bruv

pleb 1:naaahhhhbruv, on dat next ting

pleb 3:euiiiiiiihhhhh!!!

all three:STANDARD!!!HAHIHIHIAHAHAHIHIHII!!!!!!

etc...

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Standards

Something I don’t have

You don’t have standards