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When villagers in the Tibetan mountains found the dismembered limbs of their children littering the pathway to the summit, they knew only one animal could have been responsible.
Stuarts, a solitary, reclusive animal, are notoriously volatile, and should never be approached.
When not ripping children apart, they can be observed foraging in the shrubbery for their ancestory.
In order to prevent further attacks from Stuarts, the UN forces frequently drop air aid boxes of Pukka Pies and Bacardi rum near to their caves. The excessively hairy Stuarts are often spotted by mountaineering groups, eating voraciously.
"Why don't you learn some table manners? You're behaving like a Stuart".
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A kind hearted person with a heart of gold. A good father figure, but tends to be misjudged by those who won't take a second look
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Stuart’s are very chill and cool. They don’t see the difference between children and adults, and openly swear to kiddos.
Tom: Ya know, life’s a bitch
Student: Why are you being such a Stuart?
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when an individual exposes his/her pubic hair by mistake or without knowing its out
stuart:watch me hang from this bar
robbie:ok
stuart jumps and grabs onto bar*
robbie:AAAAAW DUDE THTS SICK!
stuart:what?
looks down and notices*
stuart:OOH SHIT
jumps down and covers
stuart has done a stuart
If you ever meet a Stuart they will never let you go. Once you say forever to him he's yours forever😏. Stuart is a caring, sensitive, dependable, loveable person to be around with and they will never take u for granted. Love might be complicated but you will manage somehow. And when you find one try your best to never let them go even if it's for the good or bad always remember him. Don't block him out because he's always gonna find a way back to you.🤧 Romeo💍 and Juliet🌹 Your Prince Charming🤴🏼👉🏼👈🏼 or Your Vanilla Cookie😏🤤🤪
Tara: Leave me alone and forget me...
Stuart: I can't forget you...
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A mysterious name yelled in retaliation or in response to drive-by slandering; the name "Stuart" or "Stewart" is a non-sequitur intended to confuse unsuspecting bullies.
It has been commonly used throughout the San Francisco Bay Area, especially the North Bay, since the early 2000's.
The strange phrase has been known to cause car accidents.
Jeep full of drunken pricks:
"FAGGOTS!"
Pedestrians: "STUART!"
Jeep full of drunken pricks: "?"
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A dope Mexican OG that drinks monster all the time
"He's got another monster?"
"He's a total Stuart"
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