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suck at life

When somebody is so annoying and a waste of your time to be around

"Shut up Quackers, you suck at life"

by Carl October 01, 2004


sucks at life

Someone or something that is a terrible waste of life/space/time, and is all-around shitty.

"that guy sucks at life"

by Ashley December 01, 2003


Suck at life

1. (adj.) To be naturally unlucky. To suffer constant misfortune.

2. (v.) To make a decision which seems to be innocent, but actually leads to undesired consequences and often catastrophic misfortune.

adj: Bobby, who sucks at life, tripped and landed on the rusty, AIDS infected syringe.

v: Brian sucked at life when he made the decision to invest all of his money in Enron right before the huge scandal.

by Jeff October 26, 2004


sucking at life

A title some are deemed with after years of complaining, self-doubt, and depression.

John dobbs sucks at life.

by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift April 01, 2005


Sucks at life

Can't do anything right. Spends time getting high on pills and drunk while trying to make funny jokes, which they fail at miserably. Also is a terrible fantasy football player. Tattoos are lame and uninspired.

Jim is such a fucking loser, he sucks at life so bad he only has 1 fantasy football win this year. He also has a faggy tramp stamp tattoo. What a fucking dipshit!

by 4xchamp November 18, 2019


I suck at life

I'm bad at everything.

Them: "You're late!"
You: "I'm sorry... I suck at life."

by thisKid November 30, 2005


you suck at life

-when someone in general sucks
-when someone causes something to happen that sucks
-when someone is wrong

BamBam: 2 plus 2 is 5 right?
Ryan: No...Dude you suck at life

by Nicole February 16, 2004