When you try to fail, but instead succeed.
Guy 1: "Bro, I tried to convince this girl that she has to respect her body, but she thanked me and gave me some head instead."
Guy 2: "Shit dude, great suckcess."
Receiving praise for a mediocre job on some sort of assignment for school or work.
"You got a 95 on the art project?! You drew it with a hangover in crayon on notebook paper the morning before it was due!"
"Yeah man, it was a total suckcess."
1.) The result of having mastered the art of procrastination....aka Putting yourself through the depths of hell because you procrastinated and coming out VICTORIOUSLY!
2. George Patton says "Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom."...SUCKCESS is how high you were before you bounced back"
3.) Making an Urbandictionary post instead of studying for the test you have in 3 hours because you know you have what it takes to suckceed.
4.) Meeting the extended deadlines with a minute to spare and getting the minimum passing grade for a class...WHOOO!
My 4 days of sleep deprivation have resulted in a great suckcess.
Uppers can help you be suckcessful.
If you believe in yourself, you can suckceed
In what was a total suckcession, Brian managed to alienate everyone in the room, trip in a ridiculous manner, give himself a concussion, then make a drunken pass at his boss's son.
Triumphant at getting a stud to let you orally "drain his equipment".
Monica Blewinsky is so voluptuously beautiful and has such huge luscious lips that she would likely be suckcessful with almost ANY dude whom she approached for "pressure-relieving" privileges.
Also used as suckess, this word will send a message that the person is bad at the topic while being kind.
guy1: what a suckcessful game!
guy2: but I had only 230 damage done.
guy1: I know.
When your job is to be a trusted advisor for customers, but your product sucks so hard, all you can guarantee is customer suckcess.
Bob: "Oh, I didn't tell you? The customer terminated their contract"
Jane: "Wait, so you mean my title has been changed to Customer Suckcess Manager?"
Bob: "Indeed..."