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Used to express your anger at someone when they have annoyed you.
Johnson: "Nice t-shirt faggot"
Alberto: "Suck a shit Johnson, suck a shit!"
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A combination of “eat shit” and “suck a dick”. To be used as an insult, When you can’t decide which to use
Person A: “Hey bro, could you help me with my homework?”
Person B: “nah bro, suck a shit”
Person A: “eat shit and suck a dick”
Person B: “nah,you can suck a shit”
insult implying that you desire another party to ingest your fecal matter
joe: what's up fag
kris: ah suck my shit you puss
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When one literally sucks the crap out of another individual's ass.
Person 1: my colon has been backed up for a while, I haven't had a decent movement ever since then.
Person 2: Want me to suck the shit out for ya?
Person 3: That would be lovely!
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Used to describe a very unpleasant situation. Past tense would be "shit sucked"
"On my way to work today some jackass slammed into my car and completely smashed my bumper. I have like no money to get it fixed right now. Shit sucks."
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Commonly used on internet forums, "shit sucks" is short for "This shit fucking sucks", meaning "This situation is horrible."
I got run over by a car. Shit sucks.
I got the flu the day before graduation. Shit sucks.
My girlfriend dumped me after I bought her an expensive gift. Shit sucks.
I realized that I was wearing only my underwear at the interview. Needless to say, shit sucks.
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Everything that unfolds during the workday and about 75% of events outside of the same workday.
I burnt myself on an exhaust pipe and my wife bitched me out for leaving a napkin on the coffee table. This shit sucks.
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