communist supermarket

A poorly-stocked supermarket with large amounts of empty shelf space.

This supermarket has so many empty shelves that I'd swear it was a communist supermarket

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supermarket shit

frozen dinners from the supermarket, like pizza or potato skins or TV dinners, you get the idea. You buy this object at the supermarket, nuke it at home and chow it watching videos.

Since Esmeralda left me, all I been eatin is supermarket shit. Tonight it's Jalapeno Poppers! #soexcited

Yeah, I know he weighs 400 pounds cause he only eats that supermarket shit . His mom's convection oven can cook 3 pies at a time. #nothisfault

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supermarket fart

to drop a fart whilst in a aisle in the supermarket and quickly making your escape down the next aisle leaving all in your wake in a toxic gas cloud.

the man quickly went around the corner to the next aisle after dropping a supermarket fart

everyone else- wtf is that smell?

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Supermarket Sweep

A British game show that is and forever will be the show.Hosted by Dale Whinton in the 90’s and now, even though it pains me to say it, RYLAN MUTHERFUCKING CLARKE!!!

Did you watch supermarket sweep last night?

Supermarket Houdini

A person who makes great effort in hiding within a supermarket or department store in order to avoid being seen by someone they know.

Person 1: Dude, the most awkward thing happened an hour ago.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I had to pull a supermarket Houdini at the mall to avoid my ex-girlfriend.

Pilates in a Supermarket

You lost the frickin game you weiner, that's what it means. It means your mom. Oh speaking of her, can you ask herr to bring my wallet back home, I left it on her dresser after she sucked my toes.

Fricker: Yo, she was doing Pilates in the Supermarket
Me: No way dude, that's lit
Fricker: Yeah, and then she sucked my toes after wards
Me: No way, I need to talk to this Pilates in a Supermarket
Fricker: No way, give me 30 bucks
Me: Uh no

LOVE ME ALEX

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Supermarket Sweep

1. An Unbeatable force.
2. To sip and flip your cup at the speed of light.
3. To accomplish a task rapidly and accurrately.
4. To gather the groceries way before dinner time.

"Hey Alex, did you win that round"
-"of course! We supermarket sweeped that sh*t!"

"Hey Justin, how'd you do that that test?"
-"Oh Jan, I Supermarket Sweeped it!"

"Hey Kelly, will you go grocery shopping with me?"
-"Of course, but we have to Supermarket Sweep it, the Office is on tonight!"

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