surprise

The moment when you realize that what you're looking at isn't a vagina, but rather a penis.

I went back to her place, hoping that there was no surprise involved.

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Surprise

When a girl takes a shot in the face unexpectedly while giving oral pleasure.

Koos: Oh man... I accidentally gave Leslie a surprise in the eye.

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surpriseness

What a person sais when they cant think of the word surprise.

Girl 1: What does that cake taste like?

Girl 2: surpriseness!

Girl 1: do you mean surprise?

Girl 2: Ahh yes...

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the surprise

when having sex doggy style before finishing the guy pulls out then spits on her back when she turns around he yells "SURPRISE!" and blows the real load on her face

Dude 1: How was last night?

Dude 2: Great! I got her with the surprise! You should have seen her face!

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Surprise

Sister city located about 20 miles n/w of Phoenix

You live in Surprise? Is that a city? or a joke?

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Surprise

An Interjection by which brings exempt any federal, state, or local rape laws that would be charged on "the rapist" from the complete owning of another person in any sort of gameplay. When yelling surprise, the effect is doubled when it is yelled just after turning the lights on and wearing a party hat.

Can be used for video games, or real life games, like jenga, sockem boppers, football, or even monopoly.

Creator's quote: "It's not rape if you yell Surprise."

(When Paintballing)
*Person one moves up to forward cover, oblivious to location of opponent. Person two comes from behind*
Person two: *Wearing party hat* SURPRISE BITCH!!! *lights person one up with an excessive amount of painballs*

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The Surpriser

The act of inserting 2 fingers into the anus and 1 into the vagina

I just gave Shelly the surpriser and she loved it.

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