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Rotten Swahili

A Rotten Swahili is when you go down on a nersy chick and based on the smell an/or foreign pubic hair in her vaginal region you can extrapolate that she is in fact a mudshark.

You totally deserve the rotten swahili that my mom gave you the other night bro.

by Ranchgirls February 5, 2021


Swahili Swashbuckler

when in the act of anal sex with your female companion. you quickly pull out and squirt a bottle of mayo deep in her bum.

guy 1: dude i love doing the swahili swashbuckler. the bitch didnt expect it
guy 2: yeah lets blow our heads off

by sergent fuck stick May 11, 2009

20πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Swahili Chandelier

A sexual technique where a male thrusts his penis through the gauged/stretched earlobes (or any other stretched piercing) of another person.

"My earlobes were stretched to 00 before Randy tried to Swahili Chandelier me. Now I'm at 1" and sport a blowout."

by CATFOOODS January 17, 2012

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Swahili Mudslide

The Act of shitting down one/s chest then smearing the shit with your asshole.It's also what R Kelly would of done if he had to shit.

"Hey Honey wana add some spice to are life"

" Are you gonna take me to Chillis because I'd rather have "Ladys Night" tonight."

"No Honey I ment a Swahili Mudslide,besides your hairs are still in my back molars."

by R Kelly the Shittinator May 20, 2010

14πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Swahili flu

When you have a really bad hangover

I had a hard time at work today because I had the Swahili flu

by Mc_Long legs July 2, 2017


swahili mambo

When you mambo like you’re in Swahili but in an adult way.

Don’t be out there doing the β€œSwahili Mambo” without me!

by Funky Stud July 2, 2021


swahili rudder

Similar to the Dutch Rudder. A male sticks his index finger into his own belly button cavity as his male friend grabs his forearm. The male friend then begins to emulate the motion of masturbation. The motion should look similar to the fingering of a vagina.

Bro 1: Hey where's your belly button.
Bro 2: Right here bro. (Bro 1 grabs Bro 2 forearm)
Female 1: What are you guys doing? It looks like you're fingering his belly button.
Bro 1 & Bro 2: We are! It's called the Swahili Rudder!

by Therealcameronpretzel November 8, 2013

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž