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A MAN OR WOMAN THAT LIKES TO FUCK NO STRINGS ATTACHED ANY TIME ANY PLACE COMPLETELY SKANKY AND GETS AROUND WHORISH SOCIAL BUTTERFLY LOOKING 4 NEXT VICTIM
DAMN I SEE JENNI EVERYWHERE SHES SUCH A SWAMP DONKEY.
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A fat lady that hangs around by herself in clubs and bars looking for a dude thats drunk enough to hit her up...usually ugly, old, fat, disgusting, and incredibly socially inept!
Man, check out that big group of swamp donkeys! There isnt enough beer in this whole bar to make me want that!
Dude, I dare you to go pretend your drunk and show them your no-no spot!
Then see if you can get them to buy me a drink!
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1)A very unattractive female.
2)A slang term for 'moose' in parts of New England and Canada.
3)A person at a party whose alcoholism and self-loathing climax in a rampage of solo mosh dancing, belligerent taunts, and a thin veneer of sweat, saliva, and vomit.
1) John tried to fix me up with a his swamp donkey cousin, I was drunk and desperate enough yet smart enough to do it Coyote Style.
2) I decided to ignore the swamp donkey crossing sign during their mating season... the Abercrombie beast climbed on top of my car and wrecked it with humping motions.
3)Sorry I was such a swamp donkey last night, but could you please bail me out of jail?
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Intoxicated on beer/cider, white pants with black g-string riding up, with large deposits of bulging back fat, one eye closing on its own accord. Too many teeth jammed into its mouth.
Friday night in a town of 2000 people
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A female with no attractive features whatsoever.
(Not even personality, charm, nice shirt, etc..)
Rosie O' Donnel is the Swamp Donkey Queen.
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a swamp donkey is a really disgusting girl. usually very slutty,dirty and poor.
Jay-tee said " i hella want pussy, i think im going to call Jen."
Murphy replied " but she's a swamp donkey!"
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A fat bitch that is so chubby around her vaginal area that you have to throw flour on her to find the wet spot.
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