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When you need to poo so badly, you run to the bathroom, drop your drawers and poo mid sitting down.
I had to go so bad, I ran up three flights of stairs and took a swan dive as soon as I got to the can.
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When a girl with huge boobs walks into a room. Like the guy from the Old Spice commercial, you just wanna climb up to the highest point of the room and jump down mimicking the motion used in the commercial. "Swan Dive!"
Girl walks into your workplace with huge boobs and wearing a low-cut shirt. As soon as she leaves, you look at your co-workers, hold your hands above your head in a swan-dive position and say "Swan Dive"!
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While moving in to give a blowjob the girl or guy sneezes/coughs and gets poked in the eye by the massive boner.
"My girl totally has a black eye after she did the swan dive last night. It was awesome!"
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Highly dangerous sexual maneuver performed when a man is engaged in the doggy style position at the the edge of a balcony. Suddenly and in one motion he grabs her by both arms, climaxes, and thrusts her off the balcony full force while showering her with semen as she falls.
Since her Cincinnati Swan Dive and the damage done to the left side of her brain, Deborah cannot speak and has been eating out of a straw.
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In law school (or most grad schools), the term for what you feel like doing during finals, diving off the atrium. Almost all law schools have multistory atriums centered in the middle of a high stress environment.
Many law schools have diving programs after finals as a stress reliever. Unfortunately, most atriums lack an adequate diving pool.
Man if I end up studying this same stuff for 16 hours straight I'm gonna do the atrium swan dive.
(2 beds will be needed and spread atleas five feet apart, a hotel would be prefered) During sex have the woman go on the edge of one bed and spread her legs and create a target while the man goes onto the other bed and attempts to dive his penis into the girl. (some practice may be required,)
It took me 15 attempts to do a bulgarian swan dive on my girl last night
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A Columbian Swan Dive is when you are doing a hooker doggy style and you put at least an 8 balls worth cocaine down her ass crack and scoop it up with your erect penis. Then you bend your penis down and let go so it launches a cloud of cocaine into the air infront of your face. Inhale deeply as you stick your arms out as if you are doing a Swan dive.
Bro, I railing this hooker from the back and she handed me a fat bag of coke and told me to go for a Columbian Swan Dive. I could not resist.
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