Swearing

Something adults say all the time, but all hell breaks loose when kids do it. An example of acceptable hypocrisy.

Adult: Hey guys, this is fucking good!
Kid: Yeah I love it, this is the shit!

Adult: Language kid!!!
Kid: But you guys swear all the time. For fucks sake Swearing is not the end of the world!

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swear

When someone doesn't believe what you just said. Sort of like "No way!"

Math teacher: "You can use any notes you take in this class on the test."
Student: "Swear!"

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swear

Words that people get offended by for some unexplained reason.

Person 1: Shit
Society: OMG YOU SAID A SWEAR WORD
Person 1: What? Shit means to poo. You say poo all the time.
Society: WAAAH YOU'RE SO EVIL!
Person 1: IT'S JUST A WORD!!!!!! WHY ARE YOU SO OFFENDED?
Society: .................................WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Swear

To curse or 'cuss'. Swears are considered inappropriate to use in public places, but are less offensive than other profanities. These 'bad words' are often referenced by pre-adolescents by their first letter (the 'f' word, the 's' word, even 'h-e-double-hockey-sticks').

I swore in the privacy of my room, and nobody was offended.

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On swear

A mix of the phrase on god and I swear.

use on swear when your homies say some real g shit and you can’t decide whether it’s on god or I swear !!!!! On swear !!!!!

Aleiza: “That nigga tit do be thick asf”

Ashley : “On swear!!!”

Swearing

Hayd3n does this a lot. It's a bunch of bad words that we shouldn't say.

Oh no... He's swearing again

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Swear

Swear is used often for cursing someone, often with any consequences.

Perfect swearing language: Russian language is also the 5th officially used language over the world, aside English or Spanish. Russian language has more swear words in them, than any other language.

According to the infamous Taboo vocabulary, you can literally talk and swear in Russian and make lines, that make sense.

Most common words in russian (If you hate someone, use these words, since PROBABLY noone will understand them):

All words are spelled literally
хуй (hui)= dick
лох (lohh)= moron
урод (urood)= bastard
ебать (jebaat)= fuck
сука (suuka)= bitch
говно (gavno)= shit

The king of swear jokes.
Guy #1: Охуели?! (Are you gone mad?!) Нахуя (why) тохуя (so much) хуйни (of this stuff) нахуярили (you have loaded up)? Ражуяривай (unload it) нахуй! (out of here)

Guy #2: Хулй?! (Problem?!) Нехуя! (No way!) Нехуй (No need to unload) Ражуяриват (to unload)! Нахуячено (It got loaded) нехуёво! (well!) Похуярилй! (Let's go!)

EVERY russian word in the conversation was a swear word.

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