swedish

Sweden is full of Swedish, blond, bombshells with huge breasts, but the men are considered gay and/or stupid by other Scandinavian countries. The reason for this is their natural blonde hair, massively upper body strength, and their way of speaking. This normally has nothing to do with the actual men, hell, he could bring back a deer to his wife and seven kids and still be considered gay by fellow norse men.

Once about a time 2 Swedes and 2 Norwegians were gonna compete who got most fish.

The Norwegians pulled up fish after fish, but the Swedes got nothing.

Then, one of the Swedes decided to spy on the Norwegians.
Later on, he came back to his buddy, and gave the following message...

– Dom har borat høl i isen! (They've made a hole through the ice!)

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Swedish men are stupid.

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swedish

Derived from the word sweet

Can be used to replace sweet in a sentence or used to describe a person, item or situation.

Yo that girl was hot!

Yeah man swedish!

or

Hey man i'll be over in half hour.

reply - Swedish

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swedish

Gay

Example

That dude i so swedish!

"Points at a gay person"

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swedish

A person who lives in Sweden.
Is proud of his/her country because of all the wars it had hundreds of years ago and doesnt like the fact it has been neutral after that.
Thinks he is tough, though people in neighbor countries (Norway, Finland, Denmark) thinks he is a queer due to his language, attitude and physique.
Only one in the world thinking he is the one living in cold country and drinking booze better than anyone else. (everyone else connects this as an explanation of a finn).

-Where you from?
-Im swedish!
-Lmao

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swedish

1. Another word for queer, unless describing a woman. The woman of sweden are fine.
2. Wannabe Danish people

Person 1: Yo i heard he's swedish
Person 2: Poor guy

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swedish

(n.) Person living in the country of Sweden, often characterized by their inferior intelligence.

(adj.) Stupid, lame

-Whats wrong with that guy?
-He's Swedish.
(notice the two possible meanings: Either he really is Swedish or he's just a really stupid person)

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Swedish

A language so awesome that the swedish word for "good" is the same as the english word for bra(brassière).

"It is good" is "Det är bra" in swedish.

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