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The art of slapping another human being with their own genitals.
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Eating a Wimpy burger then going swimming
Myself and Clive went Swimping and felt very ill.
A weeb who simps. A deadly combination.
Get this swimp out of my chat.
swiftie + simp
Someone who is so obsessed with Taylor Swift that they simp over her constantly.
These people will often get angry at anyone who disses their TayTay while simultaneously shitting their diaper once they realize they’re invisible to the overrated celebrity they worship.
Normal Person: Taylor Swift could be performing in my bathroom and I still wouldn’t attend.
Swimp: Oh my God! For not liking her, you sure are wasting your time making fun of her. She’s a billionaire and doesn’t give a shit about you!
Normal Person: You’re sitting here DEFENDING a billionaire that doesn’t give a shit about you either. That’s worse.
Swimp: *cries and shits diaper*
When someone has swag and is a simp
Lauren is swag and simps for Ethan Nestor. So, she is a swimp.
A cross between a simp and a wimp...modern emasculated males
The power of the pussy has got him bro ..R.I.P Swimp