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The mixture of semen and feces that comes about from taking a shit on a woman's chest, tit-fucking her, and then climaxing into the center of the shit.
"Dude, Check out this video -
Ellen Degeneres totally ate his swiss roll!"
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A Swiss roll is when a white women in black face is the center of a bukakke and when it is over everyone shits on her as she rolls around.
That was the nastiest Swiss roll I have ever seen.
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Drooping boobs jammed into a uplifting bra.
Breasts are rolled up like a swiss roll with the nipple in place of the Jam.
She's got her Spaniels ears jammed into that top like swiss rolls.
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When you cum in a chick's ass, and then she takes a shit and it's all swirled together like a swiss roll.
"Oh man I had the greatest anal last night and then made the best swiss roll this morning!"
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Worst creation yet from the voltron fandom, also experiencing a huge rise in popularity (apparently I'm not the only one who likes pain) ;The most horrifying thing I've ever seen. Brought me to the brink of death, which is always a good thing. If you don't get this ask tumblr. But be warned seeing The Swiss has been know to cause: blindness in one or both eyes, questioning ones existence and suicidal tendencies.
Member of voltron fandom: Dude, you have got to see this! It's amazing and u won't regret it I swear
Some innocent soul(me): sure! Why the hell not
Member of voltron fandom: * turns their cursed device toward u *
Some innocent soul(me): * 4 yrs later and slightly blinded in both eyes* LONG LIVE SWISS ROLL SHIRO
When you put shit around your cock as lube and fuck a girl with it til you cum. The cum is icing and the shit is cake.
Man last night your sister asked for a kentucky swiss roll.
I heard that bitch has a fetish for kentucky swiss rolls.
A man that preys on two best friends at sleep overs when they have Swiss rolls. He waits till they fall asleep, breaks in and steals their Swiss rolls.
Friend: "Hey, pass me a Swiss roll."
Friend #2: "SHIT! The swiss-roll man stole them again! I'm tired of this bullshit!"