Wheat thins

Slang for for weed. Usually used when in the company of non-smokers. Allows said stoners to plan up coming events with out causing suspicion.

Stoner: Hey are we hangin out?
Pothead: Yeah do you want to have wheat thins?
stoner: Of course make sure you have a bowl.

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wheat thin

gettin' in on like a vegetable.

two or more thin people inserting any vegetable into their orrifices.

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Wheat Thins and Beer

A poor replacement for breakfast, originating in the Anthrax song "Milk." Toss some wheat thins in a bowl, pour beer in it, and eat like it's cereal. Just remember the Anthrax lyrics when you try it.

"I'll just have Wheat Thins and Beer,
If I get sick the toilet is near!"

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wheat thin surprise

When you open a box of wheat thins and find a giant dildo amongst the crackers.

Jibbie brought a wheat thin surprise to the super bowl party.

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pull a wheat thin

The act of getting completely smashed and doing something dumb.

Guy 1: "I can't hang out tonight, I'm going to Jay's party."
Guy 2: "Oh, well don't pull a wheat thin like you did last time; that picture is still all over everyone's Myspace."

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handful your wheat thins

Slang for "fuck you all the way to the small intestine". Used only when that behavior would be considered negative.

"Bitch's sister grates on my nerves; told the skank 'I'll handful your wheat thins' the instant I met her, know what I mean?"

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Saltine, Wheat Thin, Triscit

Same meaning as Craka... A caucasion male

You Wheat Thin

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