Noun; Excessive, limp tissue of a womans vagina, that tends to 'flop' over to the respective leg when in the missionary position.
Bradford: Baby.
Angelina: Yeah?
Bradford: Your vagina is sloppy. It looks like a 1920s South Carolina tablecloth.
Angelina: Bradford, I am from Tennessee.
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Briefs, cod piece, underwear, boxers, shorts.
Femme. panties, undies, g-string, manhole cover.
The taliban leader dropped to his nees and pulled out the Bin Laden tablecloth and munched like a starving dog.
The mentally challanged terrorist crapped his Bin Laden tablecloth.
The eager hezbollah leader received a severe fabric burn on his chin from the many Bin Laden tablecloth's he had come in contact with that morning.
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Skinny whore who provides really wet oral sex.
I needed a towel after that Slick Tablecloth blew me.
A pinkish fuchsia color, which is also one letter off a California Labor Bill.
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That flower has a beautiful tablecloth frequency hue!