Tainty Fainty

The act of forcibly shoving a person’s face into another person’s taint until the first person faints from the odor. Then once unconscious, tea bagging them and taking pictures to blackmail them into doing your bidding.

Let’s give Jim a Tainty Fainty so we can get the upper hand. Yea, I can’t wait to tea bag his ass!!

taintiful

The quality of a pungent odor from the perineal region, made up of equal parts of secretions from the genital region and excretions from the anal.

Whew, that is a taintiful jockstrap old boy! Do put that into the hamper instead of twirling it about.

tainty bainty

tainty bainty is a different name for tate langdon from Ryan Murphy’s American Horror Story season 8’s episode with the Murder House because he had a dollar store wig.

tainty bainty is kinda musty.

Taintie

The act of taking a photo of one’s own anus (with emphasis on the darker poo-stained skin encircling the wrinkled star) to share on social media.

Having bleached her taint earlier in the day, she thought adding a taintie to her Tinder profile would increase page views.