The quality of a pungent odor from the perineal region, made up of equal parts of secretions from the genital region and excretions from the anal.
Whew, that is a taintiful jockstrap old boy! Do put that into the hamper instead of twirling it about.
Any general action of either getting shit on or achieving something that is dope.
EX: It was tainty as fuck when I nutted on that girls face.
EX: It was so fucking tainty when I got my ass beat by that toolbag.
Any general action of getting shit on or accomplishing something that is dope.
EX: It was tainty as fuck when I came on that girls face.
EX: I got tainted hard as fuck when that toolbag beat my ass.
The act of taking a photo of one’s own anus (with emphasis on the darker poo-stained skin encircling the wrinkled star) to share on social media.
Having bleached her taint earlier in the day, she thought adding a taintie to her Tinder profile would increase page views.