to insult somone with tampoon meaning they are a tomponed poon
johnyboy:fuck you sean your a fucking tampoon!
sean:whats that?
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a female sanitary aid which goes in a nice warm place..
When the man watched the attractive woman bend over to pick something up, he silently wished he was her tampoon.
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when someone throws a tampon at you as if there trying to harpoon you.
eric: wow that bitch just throw her tampon at me...
jim: yeah she tampooned your arse
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the act of using a soiled tampon, yours or another's (eww), as a calling card...usually flinging it against an object making it stick to said object
"That Teresa is one fucked up bitch. She was at Jenny's place, got pissed at her and ended up tampooning the living room wall. What a temper she has."
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When a woman abuses her position of authority for personal satisfaction or gain.
I was up for the promotion but I was tampooned by my boss, Mary-Beth, and I didn't get the job.
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The act of inserting a tampon into the orifice of a second individual. Does not necessarily imply consent or indicate which orifice.
Origin: tampon + poon + harpooning = tampooning
When my girlfriend is too drunk to change her maxipad it's time to go tampooning!
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(Verb)
The forcible insertion of a tampon into a menstruating vagina usually by a second party.
My girlfriend was passed out on my bed and her flow was heavy so I had no choice but to tampoon her.
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