tan

To brown the skin in the sun.

Majority of people believe that taking slow steps for developing melanoma is a great way to lookg good.

-Hey I like you tan.
-Thanks I enjoy going to the tanning booth just as much as I enjoy malignant tumors.

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Tan

An extremely handsome man, just a wink from him will get your panties soaking.

"That dude is such a Tan bro"

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Tanning

Dermatologic suicide performed to temporarily improve one's appearance.

Let's go tanning. We'll get wrinkles by 25 and melanoma by 40, but we're sure gonna look fresh in our wifebeaters this weekend.

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tan

A term meaning a good friend and a cool asian.

I met a tan last year and we've been friends ever since.

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tanned

To tan something is to give it a good welly! Could be vandalism or violence.

Hey Maw, am goin oot tae tan some phone boxes! After which the phone box has been tanned.

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tan

An stereotypical english person wearing union jack shorts, pissed up on cheap larger, and singing 'no surrender' and ruining the more picturesque squares of European cities.

A: Why don't you bleedin paddies support the England team then?

B: 600 years of oppression you tan cunt.

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Tan

You can love Tan.
But you can't be with him.
He's your uncle.

Hi, Tan. I like you.
Sorry, you're my niece.