tax

What dumb right wing fucks seem to think you can run a country without. Dishonist Governmants like to appease dumb rightwing fucks by saying they'll lower taxes and STILL bring good services. THIS IS AGAINST THE BASIC LAWS OF MATHS.

There are two places for money.
a)In rich people's wallets and
b)in poor people's wallets or the governmants money for services etc.

b) needs it a) doesn't
so where should it be? ITS NOT A HARD QUESTION!
but would you believe it some people are still stupid enough to answer b) and unfortunately they are in power.

And no, dumb rightwing fucks you shouldn't keep it because you "earnt it" because cleaners work just as hard as you for a millionth of the wage and the chances are that in your society especially your only in your position and cleaners in their's because of WHO MUMMY AND DADDY WAS!!!

SO stop being greedy and start accepting that tax is essential and the rich need to pay A LOT if we're ever going to have FAIRNESS.

Politician: Our Governmant will lower taxes AND increase spending
Three year old: Mummy, You know you said I couldn't have my cake and eat it? well mr Scary Politician thinks you can. Is he stupid mummy?
DUH!

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tax

the fee required to allow a new girl to hang out with your crew, also know as rail, smash, plow, tear out, dig up, beat up, work out or screw.

bro #1- hey whos that new bitch your girl brought over?

bro #2- bro! thats jessica im gunna tax that bitch tonight, then shes free game

bro #1- hell yeah son !!! tear that bitch out!

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tax

To Steal Something That Does Not Belong

Yo Guy I Taxed That Shit

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tax

another word for porking

hey man, i am going to tax you girl

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tax

A portion of money stolen from one's income under the guise of helping everyone.
Something every democrat and liberal and progressive is deeply in love with.
A sexual favor given as an exchange for having to put up with some stupid woman thing.

a. "We really need to study the flight patterns of the blue bellied sap sucker because it might cure cancer, let's have a special tax" said the democrate legislator.
b. "Anyone that doesn't support my special blue bellied sap sucker tax is an angry right wing bigot that hates little kids and minorities" said the democrat operative to the reporter.
c. "My wife made me go to the mall all day" said George "but, don't worry, she's going to pay a tax tonight after the kids go to bed."

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tax

Tribute paid to a tyrant.

Government taxes account for a third of the typical American's income. No wonder the wives can't stay home and take care of the kids!

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To take something of value from someone because they owe you money, most likely because you fronted them a bag of shit and they have been dodging you for payment. In most situations possessions are taken through force and violence.

dopefiend 1: I saw (insert name here) at the casinos, they owe me money, let's go to there house and tax their ass.

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