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When a person becomes that irate they throw a large fit and start shouting profusely and then tend to kill small children.
i was teeing off the other night I killed that bitch!
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a phrase refering to masturbation. A.K.A beating off, jerking off. If one says they have a 4:00 tee time, it would mean that individual is planning to masturbate at 4:00.
Nick: hey pal!
Jay: hey there good friend.
Nick: whats up?
Jay:oh nothing much, just finished teeing off.
Nick:atta boy;)
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sexual innuendo for people who play golf
I'd like to go golfing with her a.k.a. tee-her-off
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When a man takes a viagra. When the penis gets hard insert a golf tee into his urethra lays down and puts a golf ball on the tee and has everyone take a wack at it.
I would to goto your little daughters birthday party, but me and the guys were up late teeing off lastnight
When one person hits the shaft of their partner’s penis with some sort of striking object like in golf.
I heard Terry was teeing-off with Shane the other day — it was a whole lot of mess afterwards.