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Spending one hour in the bathroom at work taking a shit and watching pro. On your phone...
Thomas is taking a teke,
meanwhile, everybody else is busting their fucking asses...
Sweet tea and white wine with tequlia mixed in with extra suger for a sweet taste.
i had a white teke it was B.A
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The climate on Waiheke Island sits on average four degrees warmer than the rest of New Zealand. Because of this, the Teke on this island sits around 40% better than the average Teke in the rest of the country. The Waiheke Teke is usually so moist, it produces the finest “ready to drink” drop of Pinot Gris.
On one of Robbie’s wine tours, to accompany the hors d'oeuvres, I drank the sweetest juices from Becky’s Waiheke Teke!
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When a fat mans titties are so fat that they fold over his Ribs
Wow SAMs Teke flaps are so massive I could hide in them
A big hairy bird native to Newzealand, and can be kept as a pet.
john: oi i have a big teke at home
suzie: oh can i come over and pat it some time!
A pong ass teke is a womans vagina with an unpleasant and pungent odour.
Eah bro, I macked her bare hard but shes got a pong ass teke cuz.