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EPIC AWESOMENESS. Just pure 100% wonderfulocity
Me: Bro whats up?
Friend: Just tryna be Tempo
Me: Thats whats up
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The tempo is the most sexy car you'll ever see.Honeys love that shit like a big dick.This car will steal your damn girlfriend if you ain't careful.All the ricers know that there car could probaly take the car in a race but they know that the guy inside would school there ass like a grade 12 math class.
Damn there goes the tempo...Holy shit is that my girlfriend in there?Damn i wasn't careful about that shit.My riced out shitbox could totaly kill that car in a race but damn son the drive would teach me calculus
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Tempo is an Adjective, an Adverb, and a verb.
Hey Mom! I'm Temping to the Store!
In Soviet Russia, we study Tempology.
Mom... I'm apart of the Tempii...
Shut the Temp up!
Holy Tempo! I can't believe it!
You be my TemBro, I be Yo TempSis.
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An intimate statement made by a very sexy woman, more than possibly a nymphomaniac, ready to accept all the guys at the same time " They're entering my personal orifices "
The local nympho was in bed with several guys who had met her in the pub. She was a good multitasker and found a short space of time to text a message to her mate. The message read
" Tempo "
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According to the shed at school, 'TEMPO IS DEAD'.
I got blamed for that. Crap.
'Tempo is DEAD' - spraypainted on wall
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