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Ape Tendons

The reason why African Americans are better than white people at sports.

Damn, Tyrone runs faster than all six honkys in federal supermax, must be the ape tendons.

by Big T Bag September 8, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tendon Rip

Something you do when you rip a girl's vagina apart.

Guy 1 : Hey i am gonna tendon rip my girl's vagina tonight.

Guy 2 : Ohh ok whatever that suits your taste.

by Some Dude really some dude. April 26, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


achilles tendon

The first thing you should go for in a fight! try taking a sharp object and when they lunge at you duck down and slash their achilles tendon wide open. You have won the fight and now have them 100% under your control.

that would really, really hurt but its an effective method.

by da hood' January 3, 2005

11๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


leroy tendon [schatzenberg]

the brown line on the back of the penis which stretches down to the ball sack

my leroy tendon is soo stretchy
"leroy tendon schatzenberg"

by james104 February 25, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


video game tendonitis

A fake disease that grandfathers makeup to try to get the television.

Angie Keator told Kris that his should hurt from video game tendonitis

by Therealme23 November 28, 2015


Load Bearing Tendon

A Cock

Whoa, she was leaning on my load bearing tendon.

by TheGooch October 17, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ahh my achilles tendon

A pharse you say when you get an injury while you play football

Matty went down when Jack kicked him and screamed ahh my achilles tendon

by Jake_5599 June 6, 2022

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž