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A person that can whip your ass in dominoes. Is family oriented. Cooks better than everyone else. Drinks Mojitos. Smokes Cigars. Drinks the strongest coffe known to man. Plays and watches baseball. And dreams of the day the homeland can be revisited. VIVA CUBA LIBRE CARAJO!
Mira el tipo este. De verdad que esta enpingao. Tiene que ser cubano
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What 90% of people who live in Miami, Florida are.
Person in Miami #1: What nationality are you?
Person in Miami #2: I'm Cuban.
Person in Miami #1: Me too.
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the best cigars for the best weed. both are illegal. rolling a phat one with hommies. gettin a really expensive cigar for some really good weed. high quality shits. rolling weed in a cigar and selling it.
Hey, you got any cubans? Asking to buy or wanting to smoke the good shits.
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1. A person of cuban nationality or origin.
2. A person who has superior dancing skills, usually involving ass shaking, grinding, or reggaeton.
3. (adj.) sexy.
1. I'm Cuban, my mom is from Cuba.
2. "She is so Cuban on the dance floor..."
3. Damn, that girl is cuban.
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The best thing to be. The coolest and most talented people in the world. And they come in all races.
Andy Garcia, Celia Cruz, Fat Joe, Gloria Estafan, etc.
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Hispanics criticized by others as being arrogant. This criticism usually comes from people who are ashamed of their heritage and target Cubans to relieve their insecurities about their origins. This criticism could be stopped if the critics would remove their head from their ass long enough to be proud of and brag about their own heritage rather than focusing all of their attention on envying Cubans(this goes for everyone, not just hispanics). Many other hispanics will claim that Cubans abandon their latin brothers rather than stick together, in doing this, these hypocrites are abandoning and attacking the cubans(their latin brothers). To those who complain about the loud Cuban voice, we're only loud because we know that what we're talking about is way more interesting than the stupid shit your spewing out of your mouth and everyone else deserves to hear it too. However, this suggestion at how to stop the criticism and about the nature of the criticism directed at Cubans should not be misconstrued as a plea to stop the teasing and criticism, we Cubans are too busy admiring how awesome we are and don't really give a fuck about what you think. In closing, I have nothing against other hispanics or anyone of any race(love all you people) i hope that all reading this definition can learn to be proud of and brag about their heritage just as Cubans do, and to those who still think that Cubans are assholes, you can all line up and suck my Cuban cock :)
-Douchebag: Cubans are such arrogant pricks
-Smart guy: Maybe you should learn to be like a Cuban and stop hating yourself just cause your Honduran
-Douchebag: Dude! Don't say that i'm Honduran, somebody might hear you
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Goegeous people with the best food, music, baseball players and boxers. There island is the best in the carribean. The women are the best and have the biggest butts in the world. The men are hot to. No Cuban likes to be called puerto rican cuz Cubans are better and also because puerto ricans copied the flag and try to display it to everyone when they didn't even come up with. Cuban is also a good lover!!!!
Guy: My chick is Cuban.
His friend: You hella lucky!!!!!!!!!!
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