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most amazing girl you will ever meet so nice so cute so adorable she will literally be one girl u will never forget :
april garcia-amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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One that likes to prey on young girls, preferably those with naturally bald pussies, not shaved, naturally bald.
Guy #1- Damn that girl is cute.
Guy #2- Fool shes only 15.
Guy #1- Oh shit are you serious? I just pulled a Roach Garcia
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Jerry Garcia (1943-1995) was the lead guitarist for the San Francisco band the Grateful Dead. AKA "Captain Trips" and "The Fat Man".
Jerry rocked tonight! (Heard at many a great Grateful Dead concert over the years.)
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The act of shitting on the hood of every one of your neighbors cars in protest of anything.
I hope you're packing some toilet paper because I am about to pull a Teddy Garcia.
If the Packers don't make the Super Bowl it will be Teddy Garcia time.
We don't need you getting all Teddy Garcia over the situation.
Doesn't matter how something happens, just that it does happen.
Boss: I need all these boxes loaded into the truck.
Worker: OK should I use the forklift?
Boss: I don't care, message to garcia that shit.
When a man and woman do a Dirty Sanchez and then, he continues rubbing it into a full beard.
She looked into the mirror and was astonished to see how her Nasty Garcia looked!
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A dumbass who fucks your wife and is bad at smash bros
That Alex Garcia is such a dumbass, I wish I could fuck his wife and make him eat my shit.
I beat him at smash the other day and he got mad and walked right up and punched my cat in the face, And started crying. I had to call the cops on this douche cuz he was out of control