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Someone who achieves at least one or more of these set criteria:
- Has more money than you
- Is better at video games than you
- Achieves a t in almost every test
- gets all the "bitches"
- believes garen is broken
Oh man, the other day my friend sat the maths test, failed everything, he was totally The Johnston!
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Comes from the abreviation for Johns Town,
a town full of toilets or also known as a shit hole
Dude I have to move...its a Johnstonhere
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The mistaken act of getting anothers pubic hair caught between your teeth while teabagging and/or muff diving.
I was teabagging Sally-May and who would of known she performed JohnStone
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1.(verb) To quickly leave place or situation in haste.
2. (verb)To cut out on a bill or check.
"Dude, I was getting a hand job, and when she told me the price I freaked and totally pulled a johnston out of the joint!"
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A Crappy Pop-Ska band that think they are total rock stars but only 13 year old preteen girls listen to because they think the members of the band are "SooOo QT!11!"
they think they are hilarious with posting stupid videos of themselfs & they put good ska bands to shame.
Eddie - I'm Confused about my sexuality
Mike - Well...do you like the Johnstones?
Eddie - Yes. Omfgz der so0o0 awezsumz!
Mike - you are def gay.
Sarah - Da jonzstonz r so0o hawt
Mike - You'll grow out of them once you hit 15.
Greg - I'm a fan of the Johnstones
Mike - You're also a fan of sticking dick up your ass.
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A term that is applied to Italian Americans of the outdoor sporty type,who mainly have a penchant of combining low intellect with muscle cars, and, especially high performance motorcycles. Origins in the 1980's,from the Johnston,Cranston,Providence Rhode Island areas,where there is a given ethnic population density of such-also known as the "Greater Tri-Gueed". Typical is thewearing of gold jewelry,designer sunglasses wedged on forehead but not used,gym pants and flip flop sandals,tank top or no shirt,and on a motorcycle,no helmet or any other protective
gear.Very excessive,aggressive driving or riding,which is normally accompanied by high fatality statistics.Johnston Scholars usually remove the speedometer from a sportbike,as they "only need a tach".Muffler removal and/or poor substitution is mandatory peer behavior.Most times they are seen to cruise or ride in packs of loud bikes,with antics like wheelies and burnouts.Socially, pretty obnoxious due to low intelligence.
"Christ ,did you SEE that moron almost clip my car then screw off with those other bikes? The cat
is a total Johnston Scholar."
Sometimes referred to as the the double J, the JJ or the Big John J. This is the act of removing ones penis from a male/female orifice and placing it into another without wiping.
1) I met his hot chick and I double J'd her bad.
2) I love it in most holes but I say no to John Johnston