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A person who is weird but amazing crazy but beautiful but most important different but in a good way
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when a vegetarian gives up on plants and goes back to eating meat
or when someone tries to lay off of healthy food
(its like going commando with vegetables
instead of underwear.)
Jose-hey bob you hear what happened to john?
bob-yeah i hear hes going avocado
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something you peel to make guacamole
"Peel what?"
"The avocado!"
peel
The fruit of a tree which grows in tropical and subtropical regions of the world. The tree produces fruit up to three times a year, given the right conditions, and is hardy enough to withstand cold nights as low as 26 degrees Fahrenheit. The fruit is typically green, but some varieties can be yellow, red, and purple. The fruit contains one large seed, which is surrounded by an oily yellowish-green flesh that is soft and mildly sweet when properly ripened.
The avocadoes sold at your local store taste like shit because they are not ripe when they are picked.
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The official food of Virginia Tech. Invent the future. When in doubt, show avocado footage.
You know your team is doing badly when they show how to cut an avocado instead of highlight reels.
Give me an avocado so I know its real.
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When you have porn on your desktop you want to hide.
Where is that gangbang video I was going to show Greg? Look in the file marked Avocado!!
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