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When you take a dump and piss at the same time
Tim “Awww mate I just had a mad dinkle in the toilet, filled the whole thing right up to the brimmer
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Women: Hi is your dinkle big?
Man: Yes. It's humongous
A person prone to doing or saying obviously stupid things.
Why can't you put things back where you found them you dinkle!
(v.) the act of having your lover lay on his/her back, getting on your knees so you appear to be a midget, and rubbing your flaccid cock and loose hanging balls across their face.
Noah: Did you hear Kennedi's into dinkling?
Justus: Makes sense.
A penis. A 'cuter' variation of the word.
This word has been receiving publicity from the Big Brother's Big Mouth TV Show (UK) by the presenter Russell Brand, ex coke addict.
Ninia Benjamins views on Big Brother are so outdated that I went into the Old Testiment, went and found David and Goliath, stood infront of Goliath's army, pulled down my trousers and pants, pulled out my dinkle and said, "Lads! Pick on someone your own size!" It got stoned to death. This Big Brother's Big Mouth!
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Dinkle:
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1. The Brand of Marching Shoes used by Blooomsburg Marching Band.
- Two different kinds used:
1. Glide (worn by "Playing" members (people with intstraments))
2. Stinger (worn by Guard (Flags and Majorettes))
Usually comming in BLACK only, Jane (wife of B. Bercher (the Band Director/Teacher) and Flagget coach) has decided this year, because of the Guard coustumes (which consist of red pants, wacked out shirts, neon red wigs, and eye make-up) that the Guard should get RED Dinkles.
Even though, last year, we had Blue pants and she didnt make us get Blue Dinkles.
"This has been brought to you by the letters W, T, and F"
1. "Don't forget your Dinkle order forms are due on the 28th!!"
2. "Why are the playing members Dinkles mreo comfortable then the Guards?"
3. "I'll tell you why... because playing members have to MARCH!!... o wait, sorry, my bad, SO DOES THE GUARD!!"
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