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A childish way of saying "idiot". Likely an extension of the word dink, which can reference a penis and an idiot simultaneously.
Origin is unknown - could it be a progression from the word "dinky" (18th century Scottish/Northern English word to be disapppointingly small, insignificant).... to the word "dink" (1930s North American, to lightly hit a ball in a sport)... to the early 1980s "dink" / "dinkling" meaning idiot/disappointingly small/penis? Could it be, that a little kid heard the last name "Dinkling", linked it with their knowledge of the word "dink" and the language evolved? Or is it just a fun word that became even more fun once it was used to call each other names with?
Likely was birthed by late Generation-X children, potentially in Western Canada. Rarely used today, but by that generation when they go deep to tap into their inner child to draw an insult.
He is such a dinkling.
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He is the Beginning and the End. Alpha & Omega. The singular avatar of all that is truly awesome in this life. On this plane of existence we see his great, deeds, adventures and journeys as he uses the name Tyrion Lannister of Westeros, some know him quite well as the talented actor Peter Dinklage, but to the rest of the universe, who gaze upon his greatness with love intimidation and awe, he is known as The Dinkles
Guy 1: Can't nobody kill The Dinkles!
Guy 2: The Dinkles is my jam, my jelly, my peanut butter and my peanuts
Guy1: The Dinkles!!!
Guy 2: Dinkles Tho!!!
Both: DINKLES IS MY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
Both men sacrifice themselves by jumping out the Moondoor of The Vale as a sacrifice to the might and majesty of The Dinkles
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A brand of shoes used in Marching Band.
"My dinkles are really starting to rub and give me blisters." or "My new dinkles got scuffed."
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A small penis, especially on a male who is past puberty. Another term for weenie.
Bob's 8 inch penis is a schlong/johnson.
Larry's 7 inch penis is a cock.
Joe's 6 inch penis is a dick.
Bob's 5 inch penis is a dinkle.
Chris' 4 inch penis is a dinklet.
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A penis. A 'cuter' variation of the word.
This word has been receiving publicity from the Big Brother's Big Mouth TV Show (UK) by the presenter Russell Brand, ex coke addict.
Ninia Benjamins views on Big Brother are so outdated that I went into the Old Testiment, went and found David and Goliath, stood infront of Goliath's army, pulled down my trousers and pants, pulled out my dinkle and said, "Lads! Pick on someone your own size!" It got stoned to death. This Big Brother's Big Mouth!
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A disease that spreads stupidity. Idiots are the only known carriers of the disease and it can be genetically inherited. Side effects may include poor grammar, delusions and middle school type behaviors.
I must have caught a serious case of the dinkles from that dinklepuss over there.
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A way of saying someone is stupid for saying something that you obviously knew.
Teacher: "What is 2+2?"
Student 1: "8!"
Teacher: "No, sorry it is 4"
Student 2: "YEAH YOU DINKLE!!!"
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