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When a guy sits in his own sweat and juices for weeks then he forces his girl to give him a blow job.
The drunk girl at the party passed out and he gave her his dirty green bean.
a dirty mexican pussy that smells like tacos and old dick juice
Maria's dirty garbanzo bean made me throw up and shit my pants
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Listen, now you might be thinking what the actual fuck. There’s actually a fucking definition for this? Well yes, of course there is a motherfucker.
Dirty jelly beans mean that a mans ball sack is dirty ass fuck, or looks like a birds nest. Lmfao I don’t know Jesus Christ man.
Anyways another definition is “I fucked your mom” by saying “I dirty jelly beaned your mom” that’s like saying “I fucked your mom”
People also use this to fucking make people feel bad, it works. Go outside and call someone a dirty jelly bean.
Person 1: hey man! I dirty jelly beaned your mom last night, don’t get mad!
Person 2: what the fuck Kyle, were brother.
Another example:
Person 1: “you’re a fucking dirty jelly bean”
Person 2: “what the fuck man”
Another one:
Person 1: “I heard his hot!”
Person 2: “homie don’t get in his pants.”
Person 1: “why?”
Person 2: “his got dirty jelly beans, a fucking birds nest instead of balls. And his dick is like a long stick.”
Person 1: “ive heard enough.”
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A short Mexican boy or man. Often unsightly and full of acne.
Me: Hey Auggie have you seen the dirty little bean boy?
Auggie: No, I think Harley’s at home faking a flu.
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when two men engage in furry sex while simultaneously screaming and when they finish one cums onto a nintendo switch
Boy: bro last night Jonny gave me a dirty bradley bean
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when you stick a dildo in gas and then stick it in your girls vaginal cavity then light it on fire and she will jump around and you have to put it out with your cum quick
Dirty Mexican Jumping Bean
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Noun - Informal / Slang
1. A euphemism for a solid poo
1.1 Crescent shaped faeces
Hold on, I've got to drop off a dirty jelly bean