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A guy who could be called a BHM, if he's cute enough. What every FFA wants to hook up with.
"I guess he's not bad-looking for a fat man."
"I'd say he's not bad-looking for an *anything!*"
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A pizza cutter that has cheese and toppings on it from cutting a pizza.
Frankie licked his fat man's lollipop after cutting his pizza.
An event in high school men's track-and-field that normally takes place before the actual 4x400 relay. Each relay sqaud requires shot putters from that team to run one leg of the relay without dropping the baton (either one lap on an indoor track or 100 meters on an outdoor track). Very entertaining and comical. The winner takes home a pizza.
Dude, our shot putters just won the fat man relay...wish I could have some of their pizza...
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A game played on long car journeys. The aim is to spot fat men on motorcycles.
Once you spot one, you shout out 'Fat man on a Motorbike'.
This game can pass time, and winning can be very satisfying.
Joe: 'FAT MAN ON A MOTORBIKE!'
Darren: 'Yass! Let's start a new round.. cannot wait!'
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Kid: 'But I can't be fucked going on a 2 hour car journey to see a wretched old shrivel in a hospital bed!'
Dad: 'Quit whining. Play fat man on a motorbike with Garry or something. And don't talk shit about my maw.
The event when a fat man can literally sense that another person is trying to hide food from him.
Me: His backpack's unusually large..... My fat man senses are tingling... no wait, that's just my stomach rumbling.
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Fat Man Pants are an informal variety of trousers intended for comfort or athletic purposes. Often worn by students in college from mainly American branded shops.
John: I'm sick of these jeans, might lash on the old fat man pants later.
Buckley: Ah good idea John. My mother packed my bag so I don't have fat man pants with me.
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The ecstatic, overjoyed state that an obese person enters when filling their face with food. The more calorific, the greater the height of delirium; for example a creamy chocolate pudding can induce extreme hysterical behaviour with a complete loss of their surroundings, hell-bent on ingesting as much food as possible.
"Shit, what's up with Fat Rich? He's bouncing off the walls with fudge cake all over his face!!"
"It's fat man delirium! Who the hell let him get at the cake?!"
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