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"john cena"

while nearing the climax of a sexual encounter, the male grabs the female by the back of the head for what she thinks will be an average "money shot", only to be bamboozled when he ejaculates directly into her eyes, then doing the wrestler John Cena's signature move of waving the hand in front of his face and yelling "You can't see me!" This can be made more degrading by interjecting other profanities or even slapping the female after the pertinent verbage. donkey punch, strawberry shortcake, money shot

I gave my girl the "john cena" last night. She still can't see out of her right eye b/c of how much jizz I sprayed in it. It was awesome."

by KingSeanIII January 21, 2008

37๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Cena

John Cena is the hottest wrestler in the WWE at the moment. The WWE's plan to put him over as the next 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin or The Rock backfired as he was pushed down the fans throats and not let to do his own thing.

The fans started to turn ther back on him in the Autumn and ever since he has been hit with major 'booing' from the crowd when he should be getting cheered.

He appeals to the women and the kids and also the 'blind' wrestling fans. The men and boys like myself seem to hate him with a passion because he is more gim.mick than real person.

We all know he is doing his job, but wrestling fans like who they want to like and hate who they want to hate.

John Cena lost the WWE title to a hugh heel and the fans cheered the heel.

by Craig Lewis January 10, 2006

1926๐Ÿ‘ 1387๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Cena

Dead meme.

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!

by Rednaksnek April 6, 2021

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Cena

A WWE wrestler who unfortunately is the biggest asset to the company. His fanbase typically consists of women and children and is fitting in with the WWE's PG policy. However in attempting to make him the biggest face in wrestling he has ironically become the biggest heel. He is hated by hardcore fans due to his poor wrestling ability and being able snatch victory from the jaws of defeat no matter how much he gets dominated in a match.

We can all argue about how watered down the WWE is now compared to the attitude era. We can all argue about who's the best champion of all time but if there's one thing we can all agree on, it's that John Cena sucks.

by Assassin Strike November 26, 2009

110๐Ÿ‘ 75๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Cena

John Cena is a current WWE superstar. He reappeared at 2008's Royal Rumble as entrant 30, and won. Despite his history of sex offense, domestic abuse, drug use, and peeping tom-ism, he remains ontop of his game. He defeats opponents with butt sex until they submit.

John Cena vs. The Great Khali vs. Hornswoggle, I can't wait.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 3, 2008

168๐Ÿ‘ 121๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Cena

A over rated, underachieving white rapper. His charisma is very entertaining, but I've seen more wrestling talent in a retirement home, although to be fair, he has improved in a few of his matches. Known for turning the titles he holds into hidious spinning sideshows, the likes of which were only formally found in cereal packets. Has the ability to produce a total of 6-7 moves in a typical match and his finisher is pathetic. John Cena lost the title to Edge at New Years Revolution, and will probably win it back at the Royal Rumble....because Vince McMahon can't take the hint that when 3/4's of the audience are booing Cena's arse outta the arena, they aren't doing it to be nice.

John Cena: 'THE CHAMP IS HERE!!!!!'
Audience: Oh yeah...so where's your title dumbass?'

Cena: 'Those who hate me...well, they can just kiss my ass'
*90% of the arena get on their knees and pucker up*

by JimmyJimm January 17, 2006

1156๐Ÿ‘ 931๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Cena

The reason WWE sucks right now.
Vince McMahon be kissing his ass but he doesn't care about others.

John Cena is for kiddies.

by PeterRDGriffin September 27, 2009

151๐Ÿ‘ 109๐Ÿ‘Ž