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the sheepish lion, jeez, dont you people watch cartoons?
Lambert was a lion raised by a sheep mommy and the rest of the herd of sheep.
and no he did not eat them.
Lambert is so fuckin cute, he saved his sheep mommy from danger!
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N. A term for a grown man who calls in sick to work at least twice a week with lame excuses
Joe called in sick today again! His uncles cousin has hemhoroids and he needs to go pull them off
What a Lambert!
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When you loan your brand new sweatshirt to a hot chick at an auto race,football game or any outdoor sporting event, and then she takes off with it.
Joe loaned his brand new, $55 Ford Mustang sweatshirt to the trophy girl during the stock car race Saturday night because it got cold. Too bad she pulled a lamberts on him.
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1. The chaos that follows an individual as they move from country to country, usually not of their own making.
"Have you seen what's happened to the UK government?"
"Yeah, but Tom just left the country so it makes sense. Classic Lambert"
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A substitution for the word "cunt", most often used in the town of Colchester, where local team manager Paul Lambert left Colchester United for local rivals Norwich City.
2:
A person lacking intelligence and/or common sense.
1: "The referee at today's game is such a fucking Lambert"
2: "He got a low test score. What a Lambert"
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Especially foul piece of shit left floating in a public toilet, especially at truckstops in rural areas or similarly filthy restrooms. Etymology unknown, apparently regional to Seattle area.
Oh, christ, somebody left me a lambert.
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A substitution for the word "cunt", most often used in the town of Colchester, where Colchester United's manager Paul Lambert left for local rivals Norwich City. After beating Norwich 7-1 a week ago.
You're such a Lambert!
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