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(verb) Running your fingers through your partner's hair durning vigorous making out causing a drastic increase in hair volume; thus causing the hair to take on the appearance of a lion's mane.
{Brian and Michele intensly making out on a futon}
Michele: BRIAN! I told you not to lion me! We are going to visit my parents later!
Brian: It's better than leaving a chinese takeout in your purse.
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1) to be held without victory, to be swept; 2) 2008 Detroit Lions season of losing; 3) to lose at everything in a big way; 4) winless, void of victory
The Detroit Pistons got lioned by the Cavaliers when they lost all four games by double digits.
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1. not eager or willing to work or exert oneself; indolent; slothful
2. averse or disinclined to work when needed
3. Unorganized, and unreliable
a lion is the second largest feline,next to the tiger, they live in africa in the savannah and some live in more wooded areas
Male lions are much larger than female lions but the female lions do all the hunting for that reason, male lions are to big and slow to catch anything besides something slow, and male lions who live in more wooded areas are more likley to hunt for themselves
there are often only 2 adult male lions in a pride and many females with cubs of either gender
lions r very defensive and protective of their prides and usually males will not tolerate outside males and the females will not tolerate outside females
male lions are expelled or leave on their own wen they mature
the new male leaders, after they "dethrone" the past leader, will often kill the remaining cubs
and there is my detailed definition :)
lion: i am king of the...well not jungle...savanah?
other animals: *wtf* alright then...=\
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A big, furry brown cat, found in the savvanna of Africa. NOT the jungle, you phyco's. Often toated as the king of beasts, and no one knows why. Some say that the lion is the biggest cat, even though the tiger is the biggest cat in the world. Often hunted for trophies.
Lion- Bwa ha ha! I'm the lord of the jungle!
Tiger- (walks out of jungle) Dude, you live in a savvanna
Lion- Shut up and bow, slave!
Tiger- (bashes lion with paw, instantly snapping neck) Bitch!
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The notion that any adage or proverb will become instantly improved if you substitute one of the original words with "lion," as created by J. Jacques in his web comic, Questionable Content.
People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw lions
The enemy of my enemy is my lion
I would do anything for lion, but I wouldn't do that.
Speak softly and carry a big lion
Measure twice, lion once
Don't look a gift lion in the mouth (This actually makes more sense then the original saying)
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1. People who seem genuine and nice but they always lie and untruthful to make themselves look better than others. They are usually aggressive when people point out the inconsistency in their stories or call them liars.
2. An orange/brownish color wild cat that has a natural habitat in Africa and India.
1. Jim told everyone he got a 95% on the test. He actually got a 30%. He did the same thing the other day. He told everyone he volunteered, but he was at home playing video games. He is such a lion.
2. The lions I saw in Africa were magnificent.
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