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When you take a shit that is so devastating and foul that right before you flush you hear Shang Tsung say "Finish him!"
After eating those ghost pepper wings, I had Mortal Kombat in the shitter at work.
When you live in close accomadation with friends and you're having sex with a girl, before she is about to come, you shout "Mortal Kombat?" and your boys shout, "FINISH HER!!!"
through the walls.
Girl: Oh Baby, OH BABY!
Guy: Mortal Kombat!?
Room-Mates: FINISH HER!!
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It has begun!
cool characters, Fatalities, Fake blood who could ask for more?
"Finish Him/Her!"
"You have embarked on a secret mission. You have been chosen to defend the realm of Earth in a tournament called Mortal Kombat. It Has Begun!"
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First fighting game I ever played at the age of 7 on SNES.
Mortal Kombat 3 had cool characters.
Mortal Kombat Annihilation was a shitty movie.
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A phrase shouted when battle between two martial artists is about to take place.
"Chao and Chi, step into the ring"
Contestants prepare to battle.
"...MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!"
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Mortal, meaning can die, and Kombat, meaning -well- to fight.
Shao Kahn, Shang Stung, GOro, Kintaro, Quan Shi, to name a few well know 'bad guys' in an epic game that has given birth to a whole new genre of computer gaming! Without it i would curl up into a little ball and weep...
Example? You want an EXAMPLE??!! You can's HANDLE and example!!!!
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The best fighting game, has Sub-Zero (my favorite), Scorpion, Liu Kang, Goro, Shao Kahn, and other fighters. Recommended!
Ha, liberists and feminist failed.
SFII: Yeah, I da best game eva.
UPS Guy: Package for arcade store?
PPL: NEW FRIGGN GAME!
Mortal Kombat 1: Sup mofos.
PPL: OMG FATALITYS!
SFII: Guys? come back!
(And so the SFII arcade was forgotten (or at least, not played), and MK1 is dominating the arcades.)
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