mosquito

The Georgia state bird.

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Mosquito

A small, annoying, bitey insect that goes "Bzzzzzzzzzzz....SPLAT." If Only.
They bite and are annoying. Incidentally, I was bitten the other day. The wanker.

Annoyed bloke:
"For Pete's sake that fucking mosquito has been pissing me off for hours now! Where's the fly spray. Aha!"

*Squirt*

Mosquito:
"Bzzzzzzzzzzz....SPLAT."

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mosquito

little sluts that get around and bite everyone

that mosquito is a slut it got me and my guy

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mosquito

the Nazis of the animal kingdom. we don't like them and we don't need them

guy1:that's a fucking mosquito.
guy2: we must get the flamethrower

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mosquito

Those little bastard fly-like things that swarm at you and ruin the outdoors for canoers.

"Holy s**t! Those little mosquito f**kers just ate my baby!"

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MOSQUITO:

An insect that makes you like flies better.

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Mosquito

Annoying little twats that track your carbon monoxide and bite the shit out of you

Person: Fuck i got bit by a mosquito
Person2: Watch out for those blood sucking cunts

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