When your fucking a girl from behind and your about to come and you grab her by the neck and whisper in her ear βone click of the mouse papas in the houseβand you both instantly cum.
Oh,oh! One click of the mouse papas in the house ahhhh!!! Oh yes I love the papa john.
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A pizza chain that's in slow decline, mostly from its retarded owner who doesn't understand how much have other pizza chains improved, such as Dominoes and Pizza Hut.
Johns Schnatter: Why is my business failing?
Everyone: Mostly because you became a jerk to your own brand. Papa Johns would improve without you.
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the place that has the best delivery pizza and has the best tasting thin and thick crust pizza's. unlike pizza hut and domino's the ingredients from papa john's are fresh made.
friend 1: hey man, order some pizza hut or domino's tonight.
Friend 2: hell no man! Those places use out of date ingredients and have bugs in your pizza.
friend 1: alright dude we'll go your way and order papa john's, I've never tried papa john's.
friend 2: hey man, come try some papa john's it's here.
friend 1: (taste's pizza) HOLY SHIT this thin crust pizza is good, and the thick crust is not shabby either.
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if a guy named john has a large penis he can be called papa john
"did you sleep with john last night?"
"yes! he should be named papa john!"
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Similar to "Jody"
He's the hypothetical character who is at home "taking care" of your wife/girlfriend while you are away at work or on personal business.
You've been gone from home that long? Well don't worry about her, "Papa John" is keeping your bed warm.
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a pizza chain that is taking the world by storm. with their bbq chicken pizza and their delicious sweet sauce. its only a matter of time before the whole world is consumed by this delicious freak of nature.
i work at papa johns, cant you tell?
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